If you have no idea what "Prada" is, but by golly if the Devil wears it you don't want any part of it...

You Might be a Conservative

If the last "Oscars" you watched was hosted by Bob Hope...

You Might be a Conservative

If you can't understand how so many democrats keep getting elected since you don't know a single person who ever voted for one...

You Might be a Conservative

If you don't get most of the jokes on "The Daily Show"...

You Might be a Conservative

If a few years ago you would have been offended if someone accused you of thinking like someone from a "Red" state....

You Might be a Conservative

If you home school your kids....

You Might be a Conservative

If you think John McCain is a war hero AND an idiot....

You Might be a Conservative

If you've never found a war you wouldn't fight with someone else's kids...

You Might be a Conservative

If you think Bill Clinton is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby....

You Might be a Conservative

If you can name 20 democrats off the top of your head you would send to "Gitmo" if you were president....

You Might be a Conservative

If eavesdroping on known terrorist didn't bother you one bit ....

You Might be a Conservative

If you read the Wall Street Journal more than People magazine...

You Might be a Conservative

If you're a New Yorker who has even been mugged...

You Might be a Conservative

If "Racial Profiling" of Arab men at airports seems like a reasonable idea to you....

You Might be a Conservative

If you believe everyone in Hollywood is a blithering idiot...

You Just Might be a Conservative

If you think George W. Bush is a better President than Jimmy Carter...

You Might be a Conservative

If you don't want to give Gay couples the opportunity to get divorced as many times as you....

You Might be a Conservative

If you think Al Franken would likely be much more entertaining as a U.S. Senator than he ever was on Air America.....

You Might be a Conservative

If you remember when the same guys that are shouting about human caused "Global Warming" were warning about the human caused next ice age...

You Might be a Conservative

If you feel all men were created equal, except for the Gay ones....

You Might be a Conservative

If your "Homepage" is the Drudge Report...

You Might be a Conservative

If you think a middle-aged guy in Kansas should be able to decide if a teenager in Philly should have a baby or not....

You Might be a Conservative

If you've even given money to a group trying to get Ronald Reagan on Mt. Rushmore...

You Might be a Conservative

If you've ever used the phrase "Godless Commie" to describe a democrat...

You Might be a Conservative

If you'll forgive a Minister for straying but not a President....

You Might be a Conservative

If the most watched program on your television is the Weather Channel...

You Might be a Conservative

If you think the "February Sweeps" has something to do with clearing the snow off of your driveway...

You Might be a Conservative

If you think a "Borat" is something you eat on a bun with mustard and pickle relish...

You Might be a Conservative

If you don't know the difference between "Osama" and "Obama"

You Might be a Conservative

If you think Fox News really is "Fair and Balanced"...

You Might be a Conservative

If the last movie you actually saw in the theater was "The Sound of Music"...

You Might be a Conservative

If the only wine you ever drink is served in thimbles on Sunday morning....

You Might be a Conservative

If you ever been tempted to put your foot through the TV screen when Chuck Schumer (D-NY) was being interviewed....

You Might be a Conservative

If you've ever used the phrase "The People's Republic of Massachusetts"...

You Might be a Conservative

If you can't say, "Bill Clinton" without adding a few cuss words....

You Might be a Conservative

If you're more likely to be getting up at 4 am to go hunting then you are getting in at 4 am from a Club...

You Might be a Conservative

If you ever thought Alan Colms would be perfect for the role of "Butthead" in a "Beavis & Butthead" movie...

You Might be a Conservative

If you think Bill O'Reilly is the voice of reason on cable news....

You Might be a Conservative

If your idea of "Hooking Up" is attaching your boat trailer to your pickup....

You Might be a Conservative.

If you can name more than 3 NASCAR drivers....

You Might be a Conservative

If you've ever used "Hollywood" and "Sodom & Gomorrah" in the same sentence...

You Might be a Conservative.

If you feel America would be better off if global warming caused all of the major American costal cities to be under water....

You Might be a Conservative

If staying up late means 10 o'clock

You Might be a Conservative

If you think George W. Bush is no Ronald Reagan...

You Might be a Conservative

If you go to church more often then protest rallies

You Might be a Conservative

If you think Republicans in Washington spend money just as fast as the Democrats

You Might be a Conservative

If you find Ann Coulter amazingly hot...

You Might be a Conservative

If you listen to Rush Limbaugh more than an hour a week...

You Might be a Conservative