If you pray for both Tony Snow and John Edward’s wife….

You Might be a Conservative

If you hated “The Sopranos” on HBO but love it now that A&E has cleaned up most of the foul language…

You Might be a Conservative

If you think Rosie O’Donnell is in desperate need of professional help AND the South Beach diet….

You Might be a Conservative

Even though you would never vote for John Edwards but you’ll pray for wife….

You Might be a Conservative

If you can’t decide which is worse, an unelected judge or an elected Democrat….

You Might be a Conservative

If you feel people lose 10 point off of their IQ for every “Humanities” class they take in college beyond the minimum required to graduate….

You Might be a Conservative

If you ever called your kid’s school's “Parent’s Open House”, “Meet the Godless Commies Night”….

You Might be a Conservate

Did the possibility of Fred Thompson running for president get you so excited you nearly dropped the handgun you were cleaning….

You Might be a Conservative

If you think all Republicans are “sell out weenies” and all Democrats are “limp wristed wimps”…

You Might be a Conservative

If you think “Global Warming” is most likely caused by all of the hot air generated by “Environmentalists”,,,,

You Might be a Conservative

If you think Pro-choice mean the right to have unprotected sex with someone you wouldn’t consider having children with…

You Might be a Conservative

If you think "24" is Reality TV....

You Might be a Conservative

If you can't understand how Scooter Libby was convicted of anything since no crime was committed...

You Might be a Conservative

If you have no idea what "Prada" is, but by golly if the Devil wears it you don't want any part of it...

You Might be a Conservative

If the last "Oscars" you watched was hosted by Bob Hope...

You Might be a Conservative

If you can't understand how so many democrats keep getting elected since you don't know a single person who ever voted for one...

You Might be a Conservative

If you don't get most of the jokes on "The Daily Show"...

You Might be a Conservative

If a few years ago you would have been offended if someone accused you of thinking like someone from a "Red" state....

You Might be a Conservative

If you home school your kids....

You Might be a Conservative

If you think John McCain is a war hero AND an idiot....

You Might be a Conservative