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Many folks think they're moderates but may actually be a closet conservative. Here are some warning signs if you're slipping over to the dark side.
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About Me
- Rod Pennington
- Author of 5 pulp fiction novels and two screenplays; over 400 humorous articles and editoral features have appeared under his byline.
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- If you have no idea what "Prada" is, but by golly ...
- If the last "Oscars" you watched was hosted by Bob...
- If you can't understand how so many democrats keep...
- If you don't get most of the jokes on "The Daily S...
- If a few years ago you would have been offended if...
- If you home school your kids....
- If you think John McCain is a war hero AND an idio...
- If you've never found a war you wouldn't fight wit...
- If you think Bill Clinton is the father of Anna Ni...
- If you can name 20 democrats off the top of your h...
- If eavesdroping on known terrorist didn't bother y...
- If you read the Wall Street Journal more than Peop...
- If you're a New Yorker who has even been mugged...
- If "Racial Profiling" of Arab men at airports seem...
- If you believe everyone in Hollywood is a blitheri...
- If you think George W. Bush is a better President ...
- If you don't want to give Gay couples the opportun...
- If you think Al Franken would likely be much more ...
- If you remember when the same guys that are shouti...
- If you feel all men were created equal, except for...
- If your "Homepage" is the Drudge Report...
- If you think a middle-aged guy in Kansas should be...
- If you've even given money to a group trying to ge...
- If you've ever used the phrase "Godless Commie" to...
- If you'll forgive a Minister for straying but not ...
- If the most watched program on your television is ...
- If you think the "February Sweeps" has something t...
- If you think a "Borat" is something you eat on a b...
- If you don't know the difference between "Osama" a...
- If you think Fox News really is "Fair and Balanced...
- If the last movie you actually saw in the theater ...
- If the only wine you ever drink is served in thimb...
- If you ever been tempted to put your foot through ...
- If you've ever used the phrase "The People's Repub...
- If you can't say, "Bill Clinton" without adding a ...
- If you're more likely to be getting up at 4 am to ...
- If you ever thought Alan Colms would be perfect fo...
- If you think Bill O'Reilly is the voice of reason ...
- If your idea of "Hooking Up" is attaching your boa...
- If you can name more than 3 NASCAR drivers....
- If you've ever used "Hollywood" and "Sodom & Gomor...
- If you feel America would be better off if global...
- If staying up late means 10 o'clock
- If you think George W. Bush is no Ronald Reagan...
- If you go to church more often then protest rallies
- If you think Republicans in Washington spend money...
- If you find Ann Coulter amazingly hot...
- If you listen to Rush Limbaugh more than an hour a...
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1 comment:
"If you find Ann Coulter amazingly hot..."
...then you might be GAY!
No, sorry, scratch that. You MUST be gay.
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